I love 24.
Sometimes when I wrestle Jon, I make him call me Jack Bauer before I let go of my headlock.
These are absolutely hilarious. There is hundreds and hundreds of them, I’ve only read through the first page.
Your attraction to Jack Bauer in no way affects your sexual orientation.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas
There are no such thing as lesbians, just women who never met Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer was able to eliminate Bird Flu playing Duck Hunt.