Jack Bauer

I love 24.
Sometimes when I wrestle Jon, I make him call me Jack Bauer before I let go of my headlock.

These are absolutely hilarious. There is hundreds and hundreds of them, I’ve only read through the first page.

Honourable mention…

Your attraction to Jack Bauer in no way affects your sexual orientation.

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas

There are no such thing as lesbians, just women who never met Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer was able to eliminate Bird Flu playing Duck Hunt.

7 thoughts on “Jack Bauer”

  1. When I try to access the Jack Bauer site from my computer at work it web senses me saying the content is “tasteless” and if I continue to try and access this page and pages in relation to it, my manager will be informed and that I will have my website privileges revoked.

    Thanks Nathan.

  2. Isn’t it think that it’s Superman wears Jack Bauer pyjamas…
    I think that’s what it should be if it’s not.

  3. It’s funny. A lot of those kinds of quotes could be (and have been) used to describe Chuck Norris. I saw this clip a while back from some talk show in which Chuck Norris’ read 10 of these things about him from a list that some kid had posted online. Absolutely hilarious!


  4. dave is right…
    these are mostly chuck norris facts.
    and for the record… jack bauer wears chuck norris pyjamas.
    i said it.
    nobody– not even jack– messes with chuck.

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